The day had started out with the normal disorganization, hustle and bustle and just plain crazy. There were many last minute things to be done but, food and bottles of water was tucked into the ice cooler and everyone was busy trying to get done. The fireworks were not to start for many hours, although a trip into the city always entailed some shopping, a picnic, and if there was any time left, we had friends in that area that we would love to visit. After getting everything packed and ready to go, it was time for the feeding of our feathered and furry friends, the locking up of the house and the engaging of the bear beamers (motion lights). All was done and we started the trip as there was going to be a long day ahead.
The Search
I had planned to meet snailrider for the very first time the next day, so I wanted to purchase a nice outfit. There was a particular store I usually would shop at for nice clothing and great prices. Just as I approached the store front, I noticed there was no stock in the store, they had close up. Shaking my head, I turned around and left. I drove to the department store on the east end of the city. This wasn’t no small department store but a well known, large corporate store that any normal person would expect to have a certain amount of stock and inventory. Well as it turned out, they had stock but very limited and nothing nice in my size (must be a popular size). Everything was either too big or too small, but nothing close tthat I could have made work. Back out the door and I drove further down the road till I hit the store known for great prices and not the best of quality. To my surprise, not only did I find something very appealing, the quality seemed to have improved and I made my purchase.
The Picnic
With all the shopping out of the way, belly’s rumbling and only a little over an hour away before the fireworks were to start, it was time to eat. Like always the park was beautiful. There was many trees around and just a short distance away from the picnic table, was the large flower bed full of so many plants and so many colors, it was like a seduction to my eyes. A small smile appeared on my face as I watched the flowers wave ever so slightly in the breeze. After all the running around, I welcomed the rest and just being down at the waters edge, surrounded by nature and the colors from the flowers, gave me a peaceful feeling. I gave a sigh of relief as I took the first swallow from my Tim Hortons coffee and then I ate in peace.
The Fireworks
There is something special about the Sault Michigan fireworks when you view them from the Canadian side. Before they start, first you get to watch the many backyard fireworks, appreciated by the people lined up for the event. This pre show only adds to the excitement of the main event and even though it’s on a smaller scale, the display is just as colorful as the fireworks to come. The parade of border patrol boats with their flashing lights, adds to the whole experience.
On the first launch of the fireworks, the crowd always give a big round of applause. I often wonder if the spectators from across the water can hear the cheer from their Canadian neighbors. As the launching continues, I made certain to glance at the reflection on the water from time to time. The white fireworks reflected a heavenly path across the water, and the red fireworks cast such a glow, that I could only describe it as a scarlet bridge that seemed to connect the two countries.
The grande finale was magnificent. Like always, Sault Michigan had provided an excellent display, and all that attended was happy to have been there. Regardless of the traffic and the craziness of the day, it was all worth it.
The Turning Point
It had been a struggle to get out of the city and to head back home. As I drove, I talked to my young co-pilot and the older one that had his head poking from between the seats. We chatted about my pending trip that was less than 6 hours away from happening. I was quite excited about meeting snailrider and of course as we neared home, I began a mental note of the things left to pack. I was very alert but it was dark and I really didn’t expect anything bad to happen in that little distance to my driveway.
Eyes on the road, headlight were on low beam, but there it was. Just a little to the right of my lane was a porcupine and in the worst place possible. I could not swerve to the left to miss it and it was too far to the right. If I had swerved right, I would have hit the soft shoulder of the road and that would have been a very bad thing. I had no other choice but to keep it from my right tires, so I tried to center it. My tires are fine but my exhaust is totaled. It removed everything from the catalytic converter back. I have never seen such damage done by a little critter as the twisting and breakage of the metal from my tailpipe and muffler.
My co pilot from the passenger seat did provide the memory of a life time. I can still hear his famous words, “I think you better pull over, there is sparks flying out the back.” Just typing that, I’m giggling about it. I can only imagine what he was thinking as he seen the array of sparks through the passenger side mirror.
My Trip To See Snailrider
Well, I was hoping to be sitting with snailrider right now but as it turns out, I am at home. Snail and I have been working on a special project and this trip would have been a large step forward to making things happen. Even if I had been able to locate a used exhaust system by daylight, it would have taken some time to put it on. I would still have needed to change and shower, add the six hours of travel, it would have been late before we would have rendezvoused.
I do owe the snail an apology as I called him very early in the morning and I may have woken him up. The good thing, we have rescheduled the trip and hope it all goes off with out any more problems.
To the porcupine family, I am very sorry about your loss. Considering the amount of damage and the nice little price tag for repairs, I am now on the cheering section of your predators … go bobcats!!!
Lessons Learned
1. Smart people that plan things out well, know enough to shop at Kohl’s or Macy’s weeks before the day they are to make a trip.
2. Never plan two major events back to back. Allow a few days to pass between each on so that if there is any problems that arise from one event, you have a few days to recover before the next.
3. Drive slowly and carry a big stick. If you see a stupid critter on the road, get out and hit him in the head. Stupid critter can cause damage, the don’t deserve a second chance to be stupid.
I do hope you have enjoyed reading this little log of events. All information within this posting is true. I can not say that there was no critters injured or killed but I can say … it deserved a more painful way to go. For you travelers, drive safe, arrive alive and beware of stupid wildlife.
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